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The level of some people’s intelligence astounds me, but the only thing that astounds me more is the intelligence people have when it comes to how low they think other people’s intelligence is as well. Don’t drag us down to your evolutionary level.
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Mothers’ Day is just around the corner and we here DumbCriminals.com want to honor all the mothers out there by using this cruel, tragic and badly timed story to remind all of your ungrateful children who haven’t bought you a present yet that your mother can and will shoot in the leg with a BB gun anytime they want. Hey, she’s your Mom. What are you going to do? Shoot her in the leg with a BB gun? Yeah right, that will only make her angrier.
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There are some stories that make you question where humanity is headed and if were aren’t heading down in a spiral of stupidity and ignorance. Then there are stories that make you question if we’re already there.
Identity theft has taken on a new form recently by arresting suspects using other names and personal information when they are charged at the scene of a crime. What’s in a name, though? Well in this case, it’s first degree murder and vehicular homicide. Read more »
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Some people never learn. After this moment, this moment, this moment and this moment, someone still called police to report that their drugs had been stolen. You know, I’m starting to think maybe drugs don’t make you so smart.
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I’ve never understood why anyone would choose to burglarize a church. Don’t they know that God can kick their ass? My priest told me that when I was a kid, it could be true.
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Drinking and driving is never a good idea and neither is driving again after the police just pulled you over for drinking and driving.
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I’ve never understood why men have this subconscious tendency to avoid asking for directions under any circumstances. That’s why I have to say I’m a bit proud this man took the initiative to stop and ask where he was going. I immediately took it back when I read the rest of the story.
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