Seems Legit
Saturday, January 28th, 2012 • Filed under Drugs, Forgery • Comment
Smart people get away with a lot of stuff. It’s always the genius who can goof off in class and the teacher barely notices. It’s only when things get illegal that the royal treatment ends…
An out-of-work doctor, with a personality disorder and mental condition, was caught forging prescriptions for himself. All 654 of them, according to Denver Westword Blogs. His life was slowly falling apart, and he ended up purchasing over 20,000 pills to feed his addiction. Feel free to giggle, laughter is the best medicine.
That Actually Happens…?
Saturday, January 28th, 2012 • Filed under Technology • 1 Comment
Kids are a lot smarter than you give us credit for. I mean, just because we want to pack six of us into a golf cart in the middle of the night doesn’t mean we don’t know it’s a bad idea…..okay, so we’re not Einsteinlings.
Darn You, Casper
Friday, January 20th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults • 2 Comments
People have quite an obsession with the supernatural. Horror movies, aliens, and Snooki are all regarded as in today’s society as terrifyingly fascinating.
Take Your Kid To “Work”
Friday, January 20th, 2012 • Filed under Robberies • 3 Comments
A lot of kids are expected to follow in their parents’ footsteps. Think Michael Bluth, Frodo Baggins, and Jesus. This is acceptable in our society…unless the parent is an idiot, a criminal, or a member of the Jersey Shore cast.
Tag Me Too!
Saturday, January 14th, 2012 • Filed under Robberies, Technology • 2 Comments
You can tell a lot about a person from their Facebook profile picture. Some girls really have a thing for bathrooms, while others enjoy using obscure angles of their heavily made-up eyeballs. And then you have the brave adventurers who combine both.
What Else Ya Got In There?
Saturday, January 14th, 2012 • Filed under Guns, Smugglers • 1 Comment
It’s amazing, all the things women can shove in their purses. Need a tissue? Here. Need an extra pair of socks? Here. Car low on gas? Here ya go. In need of some chicken pox vaccinations? They’re in here somewhere…
JK Babes U Kno I Luv U
Sunday, January 8th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults • 2 Comments
Did you know that we take out our anger on the person we love most? I refer to this as the “Sibling Stage” of a relationship. You know, where you’re unconsciously mean to your S.O. because you figure you just have to love each other anyway. No? Just me? Okay.
I Prefer Sue
Sunday, January 8th, 2012 • Filed under Drugs • 5 Comments
Sometimes I wonder what parents could possibly be thinking when naming their child. I joke about it all the time, but would I actually name my daughter Ella Vader? Or force my son to go through life being called Mike Hawke? No, of course not. That’s why we have pets.