Failed And Jailed
Tuesday, May 21st, 2013 • Filed under Fraud, Kidnappings
Ugh, grades. For a lot of students, the school year is wrapping up. But instead of going vegan (the lawnmower diet) for a “beach body” and attempting a natural tan (ha), most of us are stressing the heck out over other things. AP exams, final exams, 89’s, 79’s, you name it. I apologize if I’ve caused any PTSD anxiety for those of you no longer in school.
Don’t Chicken Out
Sunday, May 5th, 2013 • Filed under Guns
Sometimes people get too serious about their food. I mean, with everything there is to choose from, you’d think they wouldn’t get so hung up on one thing. I guess the exception to common sense is chicken wings.
How Not To Throw A Party
Sunday, May 5th, 2013 • Filed under Embezzlers
Don’t suck-ups suck? “Mrs. Brown, I really like your shirt today.” “Here Coach, my mom made some cookies for you.” Goodness, make friends with people your own age please. Unless you’re only nice to people who can give you something back? Here’s a case of sucking up gone wrong.
Grouse, On The House
Saturday, April 27th, 2013 • Filed under Drunks, Other Weapons
What to do when unsatisfied with the service at a bar? Whatever course of action you choose, please don’t harm or kill anything. And I’m not just talking about people.
High Score
Saturday, April 27th, 2013 • Filed under Cars, Drugs
Some typical “drug things” you have to be high to enjoy. Movies and music can usually hold up pretty well when watched sober, but not the consumption of Taco Bell. And especially not Doritos Locos Tacos. If you’re eating those, doing drugs is not your biggest problem.
Sweet Tooth
Monday, March 25th, 2013 • Filed under Other
If you’re using razorblades for something other than shaving, we need to have a talk. If you’re eating razorblades, we NEED to have a talk. If you’re eating drugstore doughnuts, we need to have a TALK.
Dumb Coupons
Sunday, March 10th, 2013 • Filed under Guns
As with anything crazy enough to have its own reality show, sometimes extreme couponing can get a bit too extreme. And no, this isn’t about a woman who bought 7 tons of dog food or enough frozen broccoli to feed a small nation for less than two digits. Read on to find out who went totally berserk.
Fowl Play
Sunday, March 3rd, 2013 • Filed under Kidnappings
What’s the worst part about cooking? Some people may find themselves making food for distinguished critics who are hard to please, a.k.a their picky children. Others may genuinely have no idea what to do, and end up burning water. And apparently a few lucky ones even have their food stolen in the middle of its cooking.