Suspect turns self in
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A wannabe bank robber entered a Super-Walmart that also has a bank in it. He goes up to the counter and hands the clerk a note that said he had a gun and to give him all the money. The bank teller looked at him (he was wearing shorts and a tank top and thus a gun couldn’t possibly be on him)and told him no. He became upset and basically pleaded the teller to give him money. When the teller refused, he walked out. The cops were never called, and nothing was going to happen except a few days later, the dumb wannabe called the police and confessed to the attempted robbery.
Hotel Thief
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A couple checked into a hotel. They soon came to realize this hotel room had nice things that they wanted for their own house. They figured that since they paid in cash there would be no way to track them down. Having forgotten that they had given thier name and address when checking in. The police were informed and the criminals were arrested the next day.
A Bad Hiding Place
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A man attempted to steal a lobster from a super market by hiding it in his pants and running for the door. However, he keeled over in pain halfway there, because the lobster had attatched itself to his genitals with its claw. He was later put into a book of Darwin Awards for removing his genes of stupidity from the gene pool.
RICH THEFT!
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
There is this rich guy, and he is a singer….but he’s so stupid that he had 2 steal a car but not to buy one….
Won the lottery?
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A local drug addict criminal won a $10k lottery scratcher. Not having an ID, he had an addict friend who did have an ID go into the lottery office to cash it. It seems the addict friend was a deadbeat dad and the lottery office put the money toward his back child support, and gave him no money. Upon hearing the news, the addicts began to fight in the parking lot. Both were arrested.
stupid boyfriend
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
my boyfriend asked me to marry him and he planned to taked me to england. when i asked him where he got the money from he claimed that his dead mother gave it to him. i went to his friend brian and he said they were in a drug deal and the guy owed them lots of money. the next day i turned my boyfriend in
Embarrassed, stupid, in jail.
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
Two guys had the bright idea to rob an ATM machine. They hooked it to their bumper and tried to zoom away, but instead it ripped their bumper off. Embarrassed, and also stupid, they rode away without their bumper…they were arrested because the police knew their liscence plate number!
Sleepy
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A guy in my area walked into a convience store and pulled his pants down. He started to do ignorant things. Then he walked out, and keep in mind his alcohol level is 4x’s the limit. He gets into his car, and rams the store with his car twice. Then he falls asleep at the wheel with his pants still down. Cops caught him minutes later.