hamburgler
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A man walked into burger king and asked for all the money and a couple of hamburgers he was caught eating the on the curve
Little Debbie, crime fighter
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
Hello,
I’m the web developer for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
Metro sent some surveillance video to be posted on the web this morning. It’s a couple of dudes who have been hitting convenience stores. One of the guys pulls a gun on the clerk while the other acts as a lookout. The lookout guy normally shields his identity by hiding his face with his hands.
However, in this particular robbery the lookout dude can’t resist the delicious goodness that are Little Debbie snacks and he grabs one from the rack, exposing himself and allowing me the opportunity to extract some very nice images of his face.
All hail Little Debbie, the crime fighting queen of snack foods.
See for yourself at http://www.lvmpd.com
Best Wishes,
Steve Harder-Kucera
http://www.betterwaywebsites.com
Petrol always helps
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A teenager decided to rob his local bank and after planning it through he went through with his idea. The hiest went without a hitch and the kid got on his moped and drove off only to find half a mile down the road the was out of petrol.
Lobster Vasectomy
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • 1 Comment
A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed five lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts.
Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover — except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.” This man’s daring supermarket exploits cost him his ability to have children.
The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already “gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.”
Drug Court
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A man in Sanford, Florida came into the courthouse for a court hearing. Upon entering the courthouse Deputies asked the man to empty his pockets. The man did as instructed and handed the Deputies a bag of Marijuana.
crack haed!
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
there was a woman stummbling along a highway , so a police car pulled over tosee what was wrong . when he told her she was under arrest she asked ,”wut for?” the funny thing was she had a crack pipe in her hand!
Locked Down
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A man ran into a convenience store and held the clerk at gun point and demanded money. When the clerk refused the man knocked him out. Since the man didnt know how to open the cash register he decided he was going to run off with it. By the time he realized that he spent most of his time trying to yank up a register that was chained down to the counter he was apprehended.
tired robber
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
A robber broke into a couple’s house while the couple was out. He started to steal the T.V. but stupidly instead turned it on. Then he sat down on the couple’s bed and watched the show he liked. Since, it was at night, he went to sleep. Later after that, the couple came seeing a man on the bed and called the cops. The robber was (of course waken up) and arrested.