Parking Violation
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 3 Comments
This story caught my eye when I thought I read the headline, “Busty pair caught in parking lot.” Then when I read the story, I wrote this very disappointed blog entry and cried myself to sleep because I feel so alone.
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As Smart As a Bag of Grenades
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 • Filed under Other • 5 Comments
There’s a reason we have to have metal detectors in this and other countries, because someone eventually was going to try and carry a weapon made of METAL through a METAL detector. Meet the man who has caused mile long lines at airports and NFL football games for the last 50 years just so we could catch him.
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Stripped
Thursday, September 27th, 2007 • Filed under Counterfeit, Drugs • 7 Comments
Strip clubs are natural brain tranquilizers for men. Guys go in and see all those naked ladies and their brains lock up faster than an iMac. How do I know that? A friend told me.
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Rested and Arrested
Monday, September 24th, 2007 • Filed under Robberies • 2 Comments
ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #409: Sleep is important. It provides you the energy you need to start your day off right. It gives your immune system time to fight off infections. More importantly, it helps you focus and think clearly.
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Text Mess
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 • Filed under Drugs • 1 Comment
There are two things on this planet that are definitely dumbing down the masses: drugs and cell phones. I wonder what would happen if someone combined the two.
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Lost Without a Map
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs • 1 Comment
Pop quiz, hotshot. What’s dumber than calling the local cops to ask if they have seen your stash of cocaine? How about calling federal drug enforcement officials to ask if they’ve seen your cocaine AFTER they’ve already let you go?
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Not Without My Poo
Monday, September 17th, 2007 • Filed under Theft • 5 Comments
This case has me scratching my head and checking my shoes at the same time. I find myself asking myself who would commit such a crime and what’s that smell?
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Exactly Like Taking Candy from a Baby
Sunday, September 16th, 2007 • Filed under Burglaries, Theft • 7 Comments
Let me just say this up front: anyone, ANYONE, who gets caught committing crimes that exactly mirror cliches should be locked up for the rest of their lives. That’s right, I’m talking to you, Mr. Behind Bridge Arsonist.
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