Dumb Criminals

World’s Best Burglarizing Dad

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

It’s good that in these days of non-stop video game marathons and loud music concerts that can snap ear drums that fathers and sons are still doing stuff together.

One father and son got wasted and decided to commit a burglary together, according to the Denver Post.

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Driving While Reclining

Monday, October 26th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks

It’s amazing how many things police classify as a vehicle: golf carts, horses, living room recliners.

One man was arrested for a driving his La-Z-Boy under the influence, according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

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Fast Moving Violations

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Cars

How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11 minutes? Forgetting to wear a seat belt is a good start.

One driver did just that in Switzerland, according to the AP.

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Caught Crapping on Camera

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

It never ceases to amaze me why some criminals don’t first check for security cameras before they pull off a caper. It’s almost as if they are drawn to it like some attention hungry reality star who is willing to eat their weight in bugs for five minutes of TV time.

One criminal got caught trying to crap in a grease bucket on camera, according to the Pocono Record.

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His Guilt is Written on His Face

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 • Filed under Drugs

Some stories simply defy description. I hate them because they make my job twice as hard.

Police arrested a man who had a bag of marijuana taped to his forehead, according to The Patriot News.

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Man and Car on Fire

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and driving a car that’s on fire should never even cross your mind. If it does, drinking won’t help make it go away.

Police arrested the driving of a flaming car with driving while intoxicated, according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.

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You Can’t Spell “Big Stupid Morons” Without “G-P-S”

Monday, October 19th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

It’s always important to plan ahead. You never know when you might need to make a quick getaway and GPS coverage is spotty at best these days. Hell, a hole covered, wind proof umbrella provides better coverage.

Two burglars were jailed for their crimes after stopping to ask a cop for directions, according to TheLocal.de.

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Not Without My Pants

Friday, October 16th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks

Say what you will about this turd in the gene pool. At least he has the balls to go without pants and his officer’s will admit to it, because he doesn’t have any pants.

A public drunkard was arrested for his lack of fashion sense, mainly his lack of pants, according to the Bangor Daily News.

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