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Wednesday, December 29th, 2010 • Filed under Drugs • 5 Comments
Need a ride? Use your cell phone. Bored at school? Use your cell phone. Want to get arrested? Use your cell phone.
The Ghosts of Dumb Crimes Present
Friday, December 24th, 2010 • Filed under Burglaries, Caught on tape • 4 Comments
There is no end to the stupidity and recklessness of teenage boys. Time has seen it all; from George Washington hacking away at his father’s precious fruit-bearing plant, to Bart Simpson’s many acts of town vandalism. However, this story from Spy Gadgets may have topped the charts.
A Poetic Lesson In Self-Control
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010 • Filed under Assaults, Drunks, Guns • 5 Comments
You can burst out laughing during church
During school, you’re allowed to cry
But learn to control AT LEAST your anger
Or you might end up like this dumb guy
The Most Cliche Clue Ever
Friday, December 17th, 2010 • Filed under Robberies • 4 Comments
Eighty million pounds of snow is outside, waiting patiently to be shoveled. Snot makes a habit of freezing itself to your face. You’re expecting an overly happy, fat guy to break into your house during the night. My point? Winter is arguably the fourth best season.
It’s Not Just Sneakers This Time…
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 • Filed under Drunks • 4 Comments
Celebrities get away with everything, don’t they? They can wear the most ridiculous clothes, and it’s suddenly the latest fashion. They can name their children after common household objects, and nobody even gives it a second thought. However, Shia LaBeouf has discovered that this policy does not apply when breaking the law.
Am I Certified…Now?
Friday, December 10th, 2010 • Filed under Drunks • 5 Comments
Valuable Lesson Number One: There will come times in your life where the only thing left to do is shake your head and walk away. After reading this article from ABC Action News, I did just that; along with crying a few tears of pity for humankind.
A Latte Of Trouble
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 • Filed under Other Weapons, Robberies • 5 Comments
It’s the question scientists and waitresses alike have been pondering for years: How dependent are people on caffeine? Well, we all know someone who can hardly even inhale and exhale before their daily dose of coffee. But are we underestimating the uses of this unhealthy beverage? According to The Consumerist, it also serves as an unsuccessful weapon.
The Tell-Tale Neck
Friday, December 3rd, 2010 • Filed under Assaults • 8 Comments
What’s in a name? That which we call a criminal. By any other name, would be as dumb.