Dumb Criminals

How NOT to Earn Your Stripes

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010 • Filed under Smugglers

One of the most grueling experiences a parent can go through is the incessant begging for a pet. Whether it’s one of the neighbors’ new puppies, a miniature pony, or a disgusting fish with see-through skin, kids are always convinced they can take care of it. According to ABC News, this dumb criminal hasn’t quite outgrown that notion.

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Driving While Inane

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

leftDrinking and driving is never funny, but I’m willing to make an exception in this case.

A man celebrating the end of his 20 year jail sentence for driving while intoxicated get busted for driving while intoxicated, according to the Associated Press.

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Missing Something? Other Than a Brain…

Monday, June 14th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks

No matter how many times this happens, it still never ceases to amaze me. Even if it happens more than once in a same emergency call.

A man who called police to report a theft including his pot in the list of missing items…and then it gets weird, according to the The Oregonian.

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