Monday, December 26th, 2011 • Filed under Other
I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just the homeless ones you see in those super sad commercials, but the ones sitting at the kitchen table wearing sweaters. The ones who would probably love to be homeless for a day or two, just so they could act like…well, I don’t know, dogs.
Monday, December 26th, 2011 • Filed under Assaults, Other Weapons
The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is trying to sue everyone, or rip off everyone, or sue everyone for ripping off everyone. Or, in some cases, assaulting people because their ice cream is priced too high…?
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 • Filed under Other Weapons
Kids can be a lot of work. In fact, they’ve been called the “best form of birth control”. That being said, it’s still a parent’s duty to raise them into well-functioning members of the American society. Wait, that’s an oxymoron.
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 • Filed under Assaults
Sometimes people get WAY too hungry. Even though it’s Christmas season, that’s probably not a good excuse to be eating bags full of cookies for every meal. Or biting the thumb of a policeman…?
Sunday, December 11th, 2011 • Filed under Shop Lifting
So, it’s been made understood that men only want one thing. A nice, red, juicy….steak. And some will stop at nothing to get one.
Sunday, December 11th, 2011 • Filed under Other
A lot of people are just downright creepy. But it’s a good thing we have small children to protect us from them…right?
Monday, December 5th, 2011 • Filed under Robberies
Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea. Unless, of course, you’re a mattress tester. Does that career even exist? “Rise and shine, ma’am. Your shift’s over, you can go home now.” “Aww…” Uh, sign me up.