Monday, December 24th, 2012 • Filed under Other
There is a huge spike in donation around Christmastime, but shouldn’t we be generous all year? Of course, but maybe it’s a good thing we’re not.
Sunday, December 9th, 2012 • Filed under Other
It’s hard to decide whether or not to get a dog, right? It’s basically another kid, except one that chews up furniture and utilizes the neighbor’s yard as a toilet. Unless, of course, that was you as a child…
Sunday, December 2nd, 2012 • Filed under Assaults, Other Weapons, Robberies
What’s the happiest instrument you can think of? Definitely not a Theremin. Maybe a sitar, or a didgeridoo? How about a glockenspiel? No, my guess would be a ukulele. However, this story may change your mind…
Saturday, December 1st, 2012 • Filed under Drunks
There is a right way to do things, and a wrong way. Bacon and pancakes = great! Bacon in pancakes = what is the matter with you. Brushing your teeth = healthy. Orange juice = healthy and delicious. Brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice = go back to your home planet.
Monday, November 19th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults, Other Weapons
Did you know that clowns are one of the top ten most common phobias? Not surprising, and I’ll just stop this line of thought before giving any of you (or myself) nightmares for a week.
Monday, November 19th, 2012 • Filed under Cars
Frozen, greasy, cold, steaming, homemade, meaty, or vegetable-y…everybody loves pizza. There’s not much I wouldn’t do for a slice of pizza at any given time. Better yet if it was calorie-free. Or even just free.
Monday, November 5th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults, Kidnappings
Sometimes kids just take it to the next level, you know? All you were trying to do was recapture your “friend” who had left the scout troop to live in the woods with his crazy, scissor-wielding girlfriend. And then your dog ends up hurt, so unfair.