Fire Dumb Below
Monday, February 11th, 2008 • Filed under Arson
The Internet is such a marvelous tool. It’s done some wonderful things for humanity in its time. Its given us access to more pornography than we could ever imagine. Its boosted the Nigerian economy. Its saved thousands of dollars in police departments’ budgets by giving dumb criminals a place to brag about their crimes to the world.
According to WGEM in Quincy, Illinois, a teenage boy who bragged about burning down a church has been arrested.
The station received a tip that the fire may have been started on purpose by a boy who bragged about starting the fire on the GameFAQS.com. Police immediately narrowed down their search to every nearby 40 year old man who lives in their parents’ basement.
The suspect in question called himself JediKnight12345. Apparently TotalLoser12345 was already taken.
When some of the members claimed the posting was a fake, the boy posted pictures of himself starting the fire and bragged about starting another fire at a school. Something tells me that the most connection he’s had to a school in a long time.
Charles says: February 12th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Okay here’s a few rules for all you guys wanting to pull off arson: 1) If you get away with it leave it be and let the cops just keep searching 2) Don’t take pictures… EVER and 3) If you’re dumb enough to ignore my first two rules don’t post it on major gaming sites.
Dumb Criminals » YouRube says: February 13th, 2008 at 3:49 am
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Kazumei says: February 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
wow…i didn’t think that kids these days were this stupid…adults yes but teenagers/children? no…even i wouldn’t brag about that…not that i’ve done anything bad.
-kazu
Birdzilla says: March 3rd, 2008 at 11:26 am
Dim-wit 00000 a absolute nit wit
kazumei says: March 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
i’m not stupid but theft and bragging do not mix at all
jediknight12345 says: March 6th, 2008 at 11:01 am
I DIDNT START THAT FIRE, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE AND THAT KID THAT CALLED ME A NIT WIT IS A FAG GIT
puppieluver says: March 7th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
then why did you brag about it?????
Theresa says: March 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
why the hell would you brag about something you didnt do you total idiot!!!
JEDIKNIGHT12345(DUMBY) says: March 24th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WE BELIEVE JEDIKNIGHT DIDN’T START THE FIRE DON’T WE. THE PICTURES WHERE HIM TRYING TO PUT IT OUT. (I’M SURE EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE THAT)
DarkSith007 says: June 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
The farse is strong with this one.
Enrique delacruz says: October 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
wwwooowww what a dumbass hey stupid did you even finish high school
XRate says: January 8th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Now, yaknow what would be even funnier, if I… a person of good social standing in my community…
Were to post, and brag, about the fire I started last week…
That would be damn funny…
btw I didn’t so… this was just for Ironic value.
May says: July 24th, 2009 at 9:50 am
What would be even funnier is if they posted it on HERE… yeah.
tateshi says: October 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
jediknight : you are so stupid you make dick chenny look like an einstein.
go back to your farm, plant some brains, and reap the harvest twelve years latter
btw, did you even go to school?????