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Neato Mosquito

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013 • Filed under Arson

You know one good thing about this freezing winter weather?  EVERYTHING IS DEAD. No bugs, no falling leaves, no small children. ‘Tis the season to stay the hell inside.

One Florida guy still found himself facing a bug problem. He’s not just any guy, however, but a homeless self-proclaimed “visionary entrepreneur”. Apparently this entitled him to start a fire at a downtown church, because he was “tired of the mosquitoes”. I am too buddy, we all are…but we spray our bodies with bug spray instead of church walls with lighter fluid. According to The Sun Sentinel, he was arrested on arson charge and put in jail. I can’t be the only one who thinks he didn’t overreact?

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