Dumb Criminals

Now We’re Even!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012 • Filed under Arson

Unlike the movies portray, there are only two groups at my high school: the Preppy and the Angry. Then, of course, the sub-species of High. From here we can then classify each individual organism, such as Angrius or the rare Preppitus Highis. Please observe in your field guide.

Why would kids be so angry? Maybe because the rivaling species appears to have a “perfect” life. However, hopefully they won’t go to the extent of this man in Houston.  After personally deciding that his step-father hadn’t suffered enough, he kicked the family dog to death and set a fire in two of the bedrooms. According to Houston Press, the mother called the police after finding the dog’s body, and it was his turn for Judgment Day.

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