A Bad Game of Kickball
Saturday, April 1st, 2006 • Filed under Assaults
Men are naturally competitive creatures. If we had half a chance to beat our mothers in a game of tackle football, we’d turn her cookie baking ass into astro-turf even if there wasn’t any money on the line. That’s why this tragic tale of a grown man giving a kid a sporting smackdown came as no surprise to me…
LIBERTY, Mo. (AP) — A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking a 16-year-old boy down and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.
David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.
Oucheroo, so what did this poor kid do to deserve such a beatdown? He hit Boudreaux in the face with a rubber ball.
The kid smacks Boudreaux in the face hard enough to knock off his glasses and he walks over, and even though the kid apologizes, he pushes him down and kicks him in square in the groin. Geez Preacherman, I don’t think Jesus would have done that.
Boudreaux later apologized for the incident. Then the boy pushed him down and kicked him square in the groin.
Ruri says: January 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
I guess both of them lost the ability to have kids. X3
Ruri says: February 14th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
And, this inspired me to come up with a good joke…
Q: How do you stop a rampaging pokemon?
A: Kick him in the poke-balls!