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A Horse Gets Shoed

Friday, June 27th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults

You would think it wouldn’t be a good idea to attack a horse with your shoe. After all, horses can kick your ass, not to mention your leg, your stomach, your arm and your head and his shoes are made with fire.

But it didn’t stop one woman from attacking a horse with a high heeled shoe, according to KEYE.

The woman was partying and in the process of being detained when she struck in the horse with her shoe. Ahhh, alcohol, the only substance on Earth that makes a person think they are stronger than a horse.

She also struck the officer riding the horse, just in case he didn’t get her point…literally.

She was taken to jail, but the story doesn’t list any specific charges police may have filed against her. The horse is recovering and is expected to be called as a witness during the trial if his translator, Wilbur, is available.

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