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And The ‘Quirky Award’ Goes To…

Saturday, November 29th, 2014 • Filed under Assaults

In my 10th grade language arts class, the girl who sat across from me was my competition for the attention of our classmates. At one point, she was talking about how “weird” she was because she walked through a drive-thru one time. Like holy sh*t, are you in Ripley’s Believe It or Not? Are you in a 1940’s circus freakshow? Like I can’t even believe I’m witnessing such a strange sight sitting right in front of me oh my goodness wow.

The important thing is that she made it through the experience, I suppose. One man and his ladyfriend in Florida couldn’t even complete the “thru” part of a Taco Bell drive-thru. No, the employees refused to serve them because they were riding bikes. They refused to leave. According to HP, the employees called 911 and the police showed up. A scuffle then ensued between a cop and the male biker, which ended with the biker on the ground and handcuffed. While I normally insert a little quip at the conclusion of every article, the criminal’s mug shot is more amusing than I could ever be, and so I implore you to click the hyperlink above.

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