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At Least She Doesn’t Sparkle

Monday, November 21st, 2011 • Filed under Assaults

Judging from my observations, the hype for the release of Breaking Dawn was pleasantly nearly non-existent. Possibly because Harry Potter overtook it, or because Kristen Stewart can conjure up even less emotion than a paper bag.

Whatever the reason, there are still a few dedicated fans out there….some definitely a little too dedicated. Here at Westword, a woman was charged with unlawful sexual conduct and 3rd degree assault after her trip to a convenience store. She had grabbed the butt of a male customer, and hugged another female customer. Oh, and legitimately bitten both of them on the neck. Someone call Buffy…

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