Dumb Criminals

Australian for Dumb

Friday, September 12th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults

Who says that thanks to YouTube that Americans are the only people portraying and posting their stupidity for the whole world to see? Stupidity is a global effort.

News.com.au reported that an Australian boy posted a video of himself punching a kangaroo and posted it on the Internet.

The video actually shows the person kneeing the kangaroo in the chest and punching it in the face. If you think that sounds sick, just wait until Don King hears about this and starts calling his Pay-Per-View promoters.

The video was turned over to the local SPCA and the video’s release has marked a nationwide search for the dumb little freak in the video. Well, you wanted Internet fame. Now you’ve got it.

Why do people like this have a compulsion to not only tape the dumb and illegal things that they do but also actually post it in a place where millions of people can see it? Here’s a tip: dressing up your invalid grandmother to look like Jack Dempsey and then boxing her on video won’t get you a development deal with a major movie studio. The best it will get you as a “We won’t kick your ass if you give us a pack of smokes this week” deal with the guys on Cell Block D. So stop taping yourself. (Insert the “The More You Know” NBC graphic here)

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