Dumb Criminals

Can You Say “Whipped”?

Sunday, April 8th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults, Murderers

Believe it or not, there is an endangered species of men out there who would reduce themselves to complete slaves for a girl. Even if that girl happens to be his mother….

Here’s one British guy who’s really in love (coughcoughImeanhorny), according to Huffington Post. His girlfriend, traumatized by recent events, got angry and plunged a 12-inch knife into his back while he was asleep. His spleen, pancreas, and liver were all damaged; injuries that would have been fatal if not for an immediate surgery. Yet he proposed to her in court, after having visited and forgiven her in jail (once he had spent MONTHS recovering). Better to be forever in danger than forever alone, right?

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