Don’t Punch a Gift Horse in the Mouth
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 • Filed under Assaults
Seriously don’t because, believe it or not, it’s against the law and you will get arrested. It’s also not very good for the horse.
One man learned that lesson the hard way when police arrested him for punching a horse, according to TBO.com.
What’s worse is he struck a police horse. That’s serious jail time. We all saw “Half Baked.”
A police officer on a horse approached the man and asked him to move out of the street. He walked back to the sidewalk, but then walked back out into the street some 15 feet later because police can’t see anything past their own sunglasses.
He ordered the man back into the street and the man calmly responded by punching the horse in the face with both hands. He was charged with striking a law enforcement animal. Where’s PETA when you really need them?
Anonymous says: February 18th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Oh my gosh! That man got what he deserved. But still, he WOULD do something THAT stupid!
Mango Boy says: March 6th, 2009 at 11:33 am
WILBUR!!!!
Brad says: March 24th, 2009 at 9:48 am
At that moment in time, PETA was killing the animals it took in and was storing them in their industrial freezers.
J says: April 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Brad, you just won this post. PETA was also playing with their “Sea Kitties” and sending letters to prisons asking that convicts not be allowed to eat meat. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322190,00.html
Nic says: May 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Do ya’ll gotta be friggin rude or something? It’s more like. Uhh Fuckin faggots PETA was fucking busy trying to fuckin do shit. Where the fuck were you when this happened. If you think that what the dude did was so wrong? PETA ain’t that big of an organization to be honest. Fuckin retards. You coulda fuckin done somethin. Or someone else could have.
psychodoughboy says: September 18th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Um, Nic? I don’t usually respond to comments posted, but I have to in this case. WTF are you talking about? That didn’t make any sense whatsoever, and it’s really not necessary to cuss twice in every sentence to get your point across. Cuss words need to be used sparingly, as emphasis, otherwise, they make you sound like a retard. BTW, anyone who would punch a horse in the mouth deserves what they get.
jstacy says: October 20th, 2009 at 2:40 am
oh i so love you brad…touche
Snakes says: November 26th, 2009 at 6:01 am
I’d pay a bum 20 bucks to see him sock a horse in the face, that’d be hilarious!
juggalo soldier says: November 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
LOL fucking priceless!
Jake says: February 21st, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Nic, you said everyone was being rude- your comment was so offensive I had to stop reading it at the second sentence.
Beaulegged says: July 13th, 2010 at 9:59 am
I used to break horses and mules. Punching one in the face would just hurt your hand for the most part and if it was like some I have ridden he would get pissed and take a bite out of you. Now that would have made a good dumb crook story.