http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/ We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:42:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-53221 Beaulegged Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:59:43 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-53221 I used to break horses and mules. Punching one in the face would just hurt your hand for the most part and if it was like some I have ridden he would get pissed and take a bite out of you. Now that would have made a good dumb crook story. I used to break horses and mules. Punching one in the face would just hurt your hand for the most part and if it was like some I have ridden he would get pissed and take a bite out of you. Now that would have made a good dumb crook story.

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-49312 Jake Mon, 22 Feb 2010 04:16:43 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-49312 Nic, you said everyone was being rude- your comment was so offensive I had to stop reading it at the second sentence. Nic, you said everyone was being rude- your comment was so offensive I had to stop reading it at the second sentence.

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-46661 juggalo soldier Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:17:12 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-46661 LOL fucking priceless! LOL ******* priceless!

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-46601 Snakes Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:01:32 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-46601 I'd pay a bum 20 bucks to see him sock a horse in the face, that'd be hilarious! I’d pay a bum 20 bucks to see him sock a horse in the face, that’d be hilarious!

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-45515 jstacy Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:40:02 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-45515 oh i so love you brad...touche oh i so love you brad…touche

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-44813 psychodoughboy Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:32:17 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-44813 Um, Nic? I don't usually respond to comments posted, but I have to in this case. WTF are you talking about? That didn't make any sense whatsoever, and it's really not necessary to cuss twice in every sentence to get your point across. Cuss words need to be used sparingly, as emphasis, otherwise, they make you sound like a retard. BTW, anyone who would punch a horse in the mouth deserves what they get. Um, Nic? I don’t usually respond to comments posted, but I have to in this case. WTF are you talking about? That didn’t make any sense whatsoever, and it’s really not necessary to cuss twice in every sentence to get your point across. Cuss words need to be used sparingly, as emphasis, otherwise, they make you sound like a ******. BTW, anyone who would punch a horse in the mouth deserves what they get.

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-42305 Nic Mon, 18 May 2009 18:50:13 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-42305 Do ya'll gotta be friggin rude or something? It's more like. Uhh Fuckin faggots PETA was fucking busy trying to fuckin do shit. Where the fuck were you when this happened. If you think that what the dude did was so wrong? PETA ain't that big of an organization to be honest. Fuckin retards. You coulda fuckin done somethin. Or someone else could have. Do ya’ll gotta be friggin rude or something? It’s more like. Uhh ****** faggots PETA was ******* busy trying to ****** do ****. Where the **** were you when this happened. If you think that what the dude did was so wrong? PETA ain’t that big of an organization to be honest. ****** retards. You coulda ****** done somethin. Or someone else could have.

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-40052 J Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:03:49 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-40052 Brad, you just won this post. PETA was also playing with their "Sea Kitties" and sending letters to prisons asking that convicts not be allowed to eat meat. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322190,00.html Brad, you just won this post. PETA was also playing with their “Sea Kitties” and sending letters to prisons asking that convicts not be allowed to eat meat. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322190,00.html

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-39134 Brad Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:48:08 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-39134 At that moment in time, PETA was killing the animals it took in and was storing them in their industrial freezers. At that moment in time, PETA was killing the animals it took in and was storing them in their industrial freezers.

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-38681 Mango Boy Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:33:11 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-38681 WILBUR!!!! WILBUR!!!!

]]> http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/dont-punch-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-38331 Anonymous Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:19:51 +0000 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1549#comment-38331 Oh my gosh! That man got what he deserved. But still, he WOULD do something THAT stupid! Oh my gosh! That man got what he deserved. But still, he WOULD do something THAT stupid!

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