Dumb Criminals

Feed Me, Seymour

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 • Filed under Assaults

Sometimes people get WAY too hungry. Even though it’s Christmas season, that’s probably not a good excuse to be eating bags full of cookies for every meal. Or biting the thumb of a policeman…?

Yup, that’s exactly what a man in Iowa did, according to Globe Gazette. He insisted he was being followed, ran through an intersection, then barged into a restaurant (there’s the hunger thing again), hid behind the counter, and finally tried to escape…via the drive-through window. The police caught up to him after a bit of rock throwing, at which point he pulled a Gollum and bit an officer’s thumb.

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