Dumb Criminals

Kara-not-OK-e

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Drunks

Normally, violence is probably the only thing that could make karaoke interesting and the slightest bit entertaining, but I would never encourage behavior such as this unless they were playing “I Feel Like a Woman” or anything by Charlie Daniels. You’re not the next country superstar. You’re a drunk in a nowhere bar.

Three people were arrested after one of them hit a karaoke DJ with a bottle because he didn’t play his song, according to the News Times.

The paper described the incident as a “fracas,” which sounds like a large Mexican side dish broke out at a local karaoke bar.

One of the men, who was “apparently drunk,” started arguing with the DJ because he skipped a song that he wanted to sing. The bar threw the guy out, but one of his friends hit the DJ with a bottle because that’s what good friends do, completely back you up no matter how stupid and dumb you’re idea really is.

Police arrested two near the scene and a third who try to flee the scene in his car. The saddest part of the story doesn’t say what song the DJ didn’t play. That line is right now inspiring someone to try a country song.

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