Never Bring a Bat to a Weed Trimmer Fight
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 • Filed under Assaults
ANOTHER ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #387: You know people are dumb when the guy swinging the hammer is the sanest of the bunch.
FRUIT COVE, Fla. (AP)- The supervisor went for a bat. The employee whipped out a weed trimmer. Another worker used a hammer to break up the fight.
That’s the scene St. Johns County authorities described Tuesday after a lawn service supervisor criticized one of his worker’s grass-cutting skills, The Florida Times-Union reported.
Lance Tywan Wamley, 26, of Hollywood, Fla., is charged with threatening several men with a 34-inch baseball bat and then hitting one man in the chest. The worker, Eric J. Torres, 23, defended himself with a weed trimmer, authorities said.
A man with a bat, a weed whacker and a hammer get in a fight – if they just would have walked into a bar, it probably would have ended with a punchline instead of an indictment.
What possesses a man to try and injure someone with a weed whacker anyway? You should only chase a man half down the block with a weed whacker if he’s (a) coming after you with a Chia Pet or (b) he’s got a mullet.
Torres was treated for injuries at a hospital. Wamley received a charge of felony assault and battery. The man with the hammer received the Nobel Peace Prize after losing out to Nelson Mandela, Bono and the guy who saved a school bus of children from falling off a bridge with a jigsaw.
Logan Hutchison says: March 22nd, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I love the chia pet joke not the mullet joke it is all bout the mullet
business in the front party in the back WOOHOO
Mullet Man says: September 8th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I think you mean:
business in the front,party in the back; douchebag all around.
mullet hater says: March 27th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
mullets stink
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