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Pizza Rolls AND Gender Roles

Saturday, August 6th, 2016 • Filed under Assaults, Other Weapons

What is your favorite garbage snack enjoyed when being a garbage person? Maybe you’ve been out all night and need to Uber to the nearest Waffle House. Maybe you’ve been on a Netflix binge and call up Domino’s at 2 am. Maybe you even still think about those brownies you ate at a stranger’s apartment…

This North Carolina couple has proved junk food can be used as a weapon, and not just against your own figure. According to Atlanta Journal Constitution, police were called by the neighbors around 1:30 am. They noted it as a domestic violence call, and arrived at the couple’s apartment only to observe the pair assaulting each other by throwing pizza rolls. They were charged with simple assault and jailed; clearly their relationship appears warm on the outside but is ice cold on the inside.

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