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Monday, December 26th, 2011 • Filed under Assaults, Other Weapons

The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is trying to sue everyone, or rip off everyone, or sue everyone for ripping off everyone. Or, in some cases, assaulting people because their ice cream is priced too high…?

Yup, it happened. A woman in Utah found it appropriate to attack the neighborhood ice cream truck driver because “she charges too much for ice cream”. And how can a 65 year old lady actually attack someone? With a faceful of cleaning spray. According to Huffington Post, the driver was briefly hospitalized, and the attacker was arrested (after threatening the police). No word yet on what the outrageous price really was…

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