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Sticky Situation

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013 • Filed under Assaults, Other Weapons

How much do you love peanut butter? Would you eat it every day? Every minute? Every second? Would you eat it here or there? In a box with a fox? Maybe…but would you use it as a weapon?

One Florida woman did, during an argument with her brother. Allegedly they were discussing their dog’s urination problems when things got heated, leading the woman to throw a spoon filled with peanut butter at her brother’s head. According to News Journal Online, the loyal canine bit her leg right as the spoon left her hand. Neighbors called the police; the aggressor was jailed and the victim was given a packet on domestic violence. You jelly? Because I sure am not.

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