Dumb Criminals

The Tell-Tale Neck

Friday, December 3rd, 2010 • Filed under Assaults

What’s in a name? That which we call a criminal. By any other name, would be as dumb.

According to Reader’s Digest, a man named Sterling F. Wolfname had been hiding from the police after assisting in the beating of another man. Although he had successfully lied to the cops about his identity, he must have forgotten about one distinctive feature: a tattoo of his surname clearly visible on his neck. With just one look, the police discovered the face AND name of this careless crook.

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