Dumb Criminals

Your Guilt is Written All Over Your Face

Friday, August 15th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Murderers

It’s hard to know what’s going through the minds of certain people who don’t think things through. I imagine they are thinking about nachos and how they could totally learn the “Sandford & Son” theme song on an electric guitar.

One guy tried to pass off a fake name to police officers during his arrest but forgot he had his real name tattooed on his face, according to the AP.

Police were trying to arrest someone on a murder warrant when the suspect they were looking for showed up during their investigation. They recognized him because he had his last name tattooed on the side of his head and no visible dignity.

When police approached him, he gave them a false name. Police were quick to point that he had a different name on his face. Damn, if only he had a full length mirror on him at all times.

Who thinks it’s a good idea to get a tattoo on their face? I mean besides really drunk people…

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