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You’re Bleeding Because You Don’t Floss

Saturday, April 25th, 2015 • Filed under Assaults

Last night, I was lucky enough to attend a performance of Little Shop of Horrors at my rival high school. I had seen it four years ago, and my freshman eyes and ears did not pick up on the sexism, racism, and homoerotic undertones. This time, however, I was fully aware of the sexual deviancy and addiction of the dentist, due to the fact that the actor had seemingly seen Blue Velvet one too many times.

Dental hygiene in reality can be scary as well. However, this New York woman was arrested for performing dental activity without a license. Although she was only the office manager, she took it upon herself to pull teeth, perform root canals, and injecting mouths while the dentist was away. According to HP, she was supposedly trained as a dentist in Albania, but did not pursue a license once moving to America. This would explain the charges of assault and reckless endangerment. So next time you’re scared of going to the dentist, at least remember that it’s a real dentist.

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