Dumb Criminals

A Blast from the Pants

Monday, April 27th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Other, Robberies

Sometimes banks use explosive dye packs to protect their money once its been stolen. It’s a good idea not to put them in your pants.

One bank robber learned not to put the dye packs in his pants when they exploded after a recent bank robbery, according to KTRK in Houston.

The robber put the money and some of the dye packs in his pants as he left the bank. The pack exploded giving him the first case of literal blue balls in medical history.

The packs actually caused some burns…to his genitals. Make that the first case of red balls.

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