Dumb Criminals

Backwards It Gets Robber Bank

We’ve all done things backwards from time to time. We put our shoes on before we put on our pants. We put the milk in before we pour the cereal. We put the diaper on the baby’s head and a bib on its butt. My point is we’ve all been drunk in front of the kids from time to time.

That might be (but probably isn’t) a good excuse for this bank robber who held up his gun backwards during a bank robbery, according to the Local6 News in Florida.

The robber held the gun with the barrel pointed at himself, which would have worked if the bank was in “Blazing Saddles.”

Sheriff’s deputies believe he didn’t know how to handle a gun. Well there’s the understatement of the year. And maybe he didn’t know how to drive the getaway car because he kept trying to sit on the handlebars.

Police warned nearby citizens to be on the lookout for a man in a Cleveland Indians hat, walking backwards and trying to drive a car by sitting in the trunk.

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2 Comments »

  1. Anon Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

    darn; I hoped that he would’ ve accidentally shot himself during the hold up; then this case wouldn’t been just a Dumb criminal but a darwin award of the year!

  2. Bella Said,

    June 11, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    God he climbed up the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!!

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