Dumb Criminals

Blind loot

Saturday, June 25th, 2005 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

One guy (we will call him Tom) decided to rob a bank. Tom made him self a ski mask so he could rob the bank. He then went to the bank and put on his ski mask. Upon entering, he says ,”Gimme the loot!”, without realizing he had not cut eyeholes. So when he walked in, he was talking to the wall. The tellers at the bank pretended to give him the money while one called the police. The police then came and arrested the temporairily blind robber.

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