Dumb Criminals

But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting…

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite Disney musical numbers, that it is actually rather improbable for a bunch of cats and their musical instruments to fall through five or six floors in a building. OH, while staying in one piece, and maintaining their song. But frankly, most TV isn’t any less ridiculous.

However, weird things happen in real life, too. After a bank robber accidentally set off the alarm, he hid from the arriving police somewhere in the building. Three hours had passed, and the cops were still having trouble convincing him to come out. According to AJC, the solution came when the burglar fell through a soft spot on the ceiling. Like a gift from the god of idiot criminals.

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