Checked Out
There are only about three things in this world dumber than a criminal leaving behind his personal identification at the scene of a crime: trying to give your dog a bath in the dishwasher, leaving your kids with the crazy cat lady who lives at the end of the block, voting Republican.
According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check.
Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue.
He tried to black out the name on the check, so authorities couldn’t read it. Unfortunately for him, they could and took him into custody. He is reportedly seeking damages from the Sharpie company.
He also turned himself over to authorities by writing a confession on the back of the deed to his house.
Haku Said,
October 24, 2007 @ 6:27 pm
It’s amazing how many criminals do this. You’d think eventually they would bring a pen and some notebook paper with them wherever they go…and sharpies are NOT better than analysts when reading what is written on paper.
jeff Said,
November 15, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
OK i’ve read 30 or so of these stupied things and yet not one has been funny, may be its just for the simple minded
Sam Said,
November 17, 2007 @ 6:36 am
“jeff Said,
November 15, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
diling 9-1-1 is so easy demarcate could do it lol”
(from what’s the number for 911 topic)
Jeff if these stories are just for the simple minded I’d say, given the above quote, that the writer/s have a giant photo of you up on their wall.
Anyone could make these up and it wouldn’t be funny. What does make it funny is that someone really did rob a bank with a note written on his own pay check.
I guess it is harder to see the funny side when the robber was probably your father though. I’m sure he will be out of jail in no time mate. Keep your chin up and no crying in public”
Renee Said,
November 26, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
P.S. Jeff, maybe is one word.
Jennifer Said,
December 10, 2007 @ 11:09 pm
What do you expect from someone thats to stupid to even properly capitalize their own name?
Heretic Said,
December 16, 2007 @ 10:10 pm
“Jennifer Said,
December 10, 2007 @ 11:09 pm
What do you expect from someone thats to stupid to even properly capitalize their own name?”
Maybe you should consider the problems with your own sentence, before attempting to mock others.
Allie (Uh-lie) Said,
March 13, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
Ok, did this really happen? Who would be stupid enough to do that? wth?!
Allie (Uh-lie) Said,
March 13, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
Haha Jenny, you got burnt by Heretic xD
>Sorry I couldn’t resist<