Dumb Criminals

Cheerio, Good Sir

Sunday, August 26th, 2012 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

If there’s one thing rarer than common sense, it’s common courtesy. Luckily this guy at least has the latter.

A man supposedly the age of thirty decided to rob a bank inside of Kroger (as politely as possible). A security camera took an exceptionally clear picture of him tipping his baseball cap to the teller who was being “so kind as to help him rip off the place”. According to Houston Press, he was able to finish the robbery and escape.  But probably not before wishing everyone in line a splendidly jolly day.

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