Deposit Your Brains at the Bank
Monday, September 7th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies
Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines that feel like rat mazes. You’re forced to fill out boring forms just so the bank can tell you you’re broke. And it’s all there for your “convenience”.
So it’s no wonder that a bank robber accidentally left his wallet at the scene, according to AP.
Police said they found the wallet and it helped them find a “suspected” bank robber. If you find the robber’s wallet at the scene, then you can remove the “suspected” moniker.
The wallet had a driver’s license, a social security card and (best of all) a criminal registration card. The only way this story could be sweeter is if his wallet had a Mensa membership card in it.
Henke says: September 11th, 2009 at 12:47 am
We need a category just for people who forget their ID.
dumb law luver says: September 24th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
lol funny go to dumblaws.com to see funny yet stupid laws
dumb law luver says: September 24th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
he is an idiot i would die if i left my wallet at the seen