The first rule of robbing banks (remember kids, if any of you kids are planning one, don’t forget to wear a helmet) is not to draw attention to yourself. The second rule of robbing banks is not to make yourself identifible to witnesses. The third rule of robbing banks is we don’t talk about Fight Club.

Australia (ANANOVA) — Police in Australia are hunting a cross-dressing bank robber who they have dubbed the Mrs Doubtfire Bandit.

The man robbed a bank in Bayswater, Victoria, wearing a floral dress, roller blades and brandishing a gun, reports the Melbourne Herald Sun.

He demanded cash and, after it was handed over, rolled out of the National Australia Bank branch and into the street at high speed.

A cross-dressing bandit? Wow, finally a bank robber that wears pantyhose where it belongs.

Witnesses told police the “Bi-Bandit” was wearing a pair of leggings, a black wig with a blue stripe and a “striking white dress with a floral pattern” at the time of the crime. They also said floral patterns were so out last year.

Despite this feminine description, witnesses said the robber still had the facial and voice characteristics of a man. Why are witnesses always so shallow? They spend so much time during a crime looking at the outside. They never even try to look into their heart.