Grand Theft Dumbo
Monday, October 27th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Banks, Self Defense
If you’re being tried for auto theft, the last thing you should do is give prosecutors the evidence they need to convict you and even though driving another stolen car to court isn’t inadmissible, it doesn’t help.
That’s just what happened, according to the AP.
He was already charged with stealing a $125,000 Porsche, so when he showed up to court in a fancy, expensive Lexus, police were naturally suspicious.
I guess he figured a Lexus was less conspicuous much in the same way arriving at the courthouse on an elephant instead of a giraffe is less conspicuous.
The stolen vehicle also had several Yorkshire terriers in it, so not only did he get slapped with another vehicle theft charge but he also got slapped with an animal cruelty charge. If he was driving a stolen Hummer, the Sierra Club would be having a field day with this one.
Rc says: November 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
at least he made it to court in time. Did he?
fred says: November 9th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
lol yea
Tyler Sutherlin says: November 25th, 2008 at 11:38 am
What an idiot.
Tanderburg says: November 25th, 2008 at 11:38 am
What a moron.
Your MOM says: January 13th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
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ENN-Tii-DUB SAV says: January 21st, 2009 at 11:05 am
oh my god i wonder what was going through his mind when
he stole ANOTHER car…and went to court in it…
hah! dumb ***…
but i pity him and his stupidness
Fred says: January 25th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I don’t think he relized the price on it hehe
Mabye next time he should rob a bank than come in with 3 million dollars in cash!
zaaa aaa says: February 25th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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HorrifiedbyStupidity says: September 12th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
*looks into crystal ball*
I see….I see…I see…Yes. I see a Darwin Award in your future. Oh, and I also see no lifeguard by your gene pool
Cowboy says: September 17th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
That is one dunb criminal.
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that is very funny but who is going to want to steal a car HELLO who would want to that.
shortcake78 says: January 27th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
He’s a few fries short of a happy meal, isn’t he?
Allison says: October 27th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
wow….talk about idiot. why not just wear a sign that says: i have stolen a car. please arrest me. wow…talk about losing his marbles…who can ever be that dumb?