Dumb Criminals

Have a Nice Day or I’ll Shoot

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

Manners are important during these dark and selfish times. It always had that extra bit of sunshine to someone’s day. It doesn’t matter if you’re at school, at work or at the bank holding the joint up at gunpoint.

One bank robber told a teller to “Have a nice day” during a recent robbery attempt, according to the Minnesota Star-Tribune.

The suspect walked into the bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. He concluded the note with, “Yours truly, Thanks! and have a nice day.” I hope he left a customer comment card as well because someone’s getting a “4″ in kindness.

However, the paper that he wrote the note on belonged to his father. He tried to block the personal information out but the bank was able to determine who it belonged to by using a magnetic scanning device. I wish the banks were this resourceful when they were going under.

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