Dumb Criminals

ID Stands for “Is Dumb”

Friday, August 14th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches than a proctologist’s office built on top of a nuclear waste dump.

But it still doesn’t explain why a bank robber gave a teller his identification before he hoisted a gun on the joint, according to the AP.

He walked into the bank and asked a teller about his account, and the teller needed his ID to check on it, so he gave it to her. All part of his big plan, I’m sure.

Then he handed her a note demanding money. She immediately asked for a blood sample and two forms of birth identification and he complied.

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