Dumb Criminals

(Insert Your Own Drywall Joke Here)

January 14, 2008 @ 2:33 am · Filed under Banks, Robberies

It amazing how many things bank robbers have tried to use for masks: shaving cream, blue ink, duct tape. You know what makes a really great mask? A mask.

According to USA Today, a man in Pennsylvania tried to rob a bank in a mask made of drywall.

Not only is drywall about as smart of an idea for a mask as a festering pile of dead rats, but it makes for dandy evidence when police find a compound of the stuff all over the clothes you robbed in the bank in.

And in case you’re wondering where someone could get enough dry wall to make a mask for his not-surprisingly small head, his getaway car had commemorative NASCAR license plates.

He confessed to the crime of bank robbery and police seized his money, revoked his Home Depot account card and had Bob Vila slap his momma.



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5 Comments »

  1. Allie Said,

    January 31, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

    Not funny but i will admit that this piece of work is the BOARINGEST i have ever heard in my entire life…besides my friend Jenna LOL its ok Jenna Barr hahahahahahahahahaha its funny how much fun and how smart you can sound when no one nos it is you LOL:P

  2. guffgg Said,

    February 4, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

    ok really no one is making you read this. If you don’t think any of them are funny then go to a iferent damn sight and stop wasting your time saying the same thing about every story. Let me guesswho don’t think the next one us funny.

  3. Annie Said,

    February 25, 2008 @ 12:24 am

    How smart you can sound? No worries, Allie…I could drink three kegs of beer, and I will still think you’re an idiot. I am starting to find you quite “boaring”.

  4. haha Said,

    March 8, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    actually i think that a mask of drywall ain’t that bad of an idea
    ive done some construction over the summer and you guys wont believe in how many places its used (EVERYWHERE)

    you can get the stuff from some burned down old house no one can identify drywall its used in that many places in every area of a building (on every inside area other than floor)

    so they wont find you if you bough the stuff cause so much of get sold and if you work in construction or walked by one you have an alibi cause that stuff is insanly difficult to not get on you clothes if your working with it

  5. CheQUe Said,

    April 6, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

    i THINK DRYWALL IS A GOOD IDEA FOR A MASK. MY NAME IS CHEQUE WELL IT’S NOT REALLY MY NAME ITS JUST MY CRIMINAL NAME.MY REAL NAME IS LINDSAY LOHAN $$ HAHA. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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