Just Say No to 911
Friday, April 10th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies
The 911 number has done some great things in their time. They have provided us faster access to necessary services. They have increased response times to major emergencies. They have left a huge gaping loophole to catch not-so-bright criminals.
One bank robber actually called 911 after he knocked over a bank, according to the AP.
He robbed the bank, but got in an accident in his getaway vehicle. Given his intellect, he also might have stopped to exchange his information with the other driver.
He later found his roommate dead of an apparent suicide, so he called 911. Police matched his description to that of the bank robber and took him into custody. Now that’s an increased response time.
A police captain told the news service the man “was having a bad day.” No, a bad day is cutting your finger on the copier and accidentally picking up the banana cream filled Twinkie instead of the regular cream filled Twinkie. This guy was having a bad day multiplied by a cursed life and divided by a “case of the Mondays.”
mOrGAn says: April 30th, 2009 at 8:24 am
hey this is really funny
how stupid can people get!?!?!
XD
casey says: May 11th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
okay ima robb a bank and call the police you just wait ima see what happens!!
smeth says: September 29th, 2009 at 3:34 am
karma is a *****
kenia says: January 5th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
okay casey its already 2010 and you still havent robbed a bank you are so not a bankber
hardcore says: March 14th, 2011 at 9:21 am
Well he probably didn’t want to be wrongly convicted of murder. It’s not that he was dumb like accidently pressing an emergency button on a stolen phone or something.
Also when I read that he “knocked over a bank” I was thinking, Did he use a wrecking ball or something? lol