My father would kill me if he knew that I was doing this but this has to be one of the dumbest crimes I have ever heard of. Worst of all the criminal is my Father.

1989-1990 (LONG TIME AGO) My mother finally grew a pair and decided to move away to Colorado and leave my father in Texas. My father decided that my mother left him because there wasnt enough money. He had my mothers name forged on the income tax return check and drove to Colorado. This is where the crime took place…..

In Golden Colorado my father robbed a bank. With a sawed off shot gun. He had a white unmarked van waiting outside running, when he recived the money did he use the white van to get away in? No.

He went to a gas station at the corner and CALLED A CAB. My father was of course arrested, and wasn’t out of the Canon Prison in Colorado till 1998.

It gets worse. you would think that he would be on his best behavior, correct? WRONG! In 2003 he was pulled over in San Antonio, Texas for speeding. In the truck he had another shot gun, and a fake ID. He was placed back in the Canon Prison in Colorado in February 2005.

Perhaps I am adopted.