No Laughing Matter
Thursday, March 1st, 2007 • Filed under At-Large, Banks, Robberies
We here at Dumbcriminals.com like to have a good laugh now and again, but these girls are taking it a bit too far.
ACWORTH, Georgia (AP) — Georgia authorities Wednesday were searching for two young women, possibly teenagers, who robbed a supermarket bank branch, laughing as they held up a teller with nothing but sunglasses to disguise their faces.
The two handed a Bank of America branch teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and then walked out with stolen money Tuesday, police said.
They laughed while holding up a bank. I’m sure they were just thinking of a really funny joke at the time, you know the one about the penguin, the priest and the President all trapped on a ice flow in the middle of Antartica.
Police also said the two bank robbing girls could be as young as 16-years-old. How did they hold up the bank? Did they threaten to break the teller’s heart by declining his offer to take them to the prom?
The two girls, who have not been identified, are still at large, and police are warning the public if they see them to approach them with extreme caution since they are armed and easily amused.
patrick hegarty says: March 5th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Police lineup. “Number 3, step forward and say ‘Give me your money or I’ll kill you’”. Number 3 steps forward and says…”That ain’t what I said!”
Mariah says: March 12th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Are you serious or is this just made up?
Eric says: March 15th, 2007 at 10:16 am
This is a very ture story. The two girls have been caught at this time and they are 19 yrs old and “like totaly best friends forever” One of the girls boyfriend was the bank teller and that is how they set it up. Reports were that they got away with about 11,000 dollars and went shopping. One has posted bail and one has not at this point.
Aaron says: March 20th, 2007 at 8:38 am
those cops must be pretty fucked up if they can’t catch on that it was a set up if it wasn’t a set up i don’t think they would have been laughing and i think they would havew been wearing more than sun glasses for a disguise…
Billy Bob Joe says: April 17th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
that’s my auntie that your talking about in that criminal stroy!! So why don’t you SHUT UP!!!!!!
Jack says: April 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Your aunt? Is she your sister too?
Will says: May 10th, 2007 at 1:01 am
i agree with jack. incest anyone? if you are dumb enough to rob a bank, shame on you. if you are dumb enough to only whear sunglasses, and i cant find you, shame on me. if you then get away with the thing, shame on everyone working at the current time. i think the employer needs to take his staff and do a little ‘housecleaning’.
Lucky Luke says: May 14th, 2007 at 9:27 am
I wonder how to read that “nothing but sunglasses”. Is that “[nothing but sunglasses] … [to disguise their faces]“, or “[nothing but] … [sunglasses to disguise their faces]“?
Skip says: November 7th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Obviously, they were wearing “nothing but sunglasses”, so no one was looking at their faces!!
Nya says: November 10th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
lol I know this story pretty well, they were called the Barbie Bandits around here from what I remember.
Sam says: May 21st, 2008 at 7:59 pm
HAHAHAHA OMFG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! But scary, they are only just older than me and I’ve got more sense than that.
ENn-Tii-DUB SAV says: January 9th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
LMAO!
barbie prep chicks : hehehe,hand over the money! hehehe
banke : oh no,giggeling preppy bitchs!
barbie prep chicks : hehehe,gimme tha fukin money b4 i get lipgloss,hehehe
banker : AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dezz:)) says: March 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
lol good one No Laughing Matter
Thursday, March 1st, 2007 • Filed under At-Large, Banks, Robberies
We here at Dumbcriminals.com like to have a good laugh now and again, but these girls are taking it a bit too far.
ACWORTH, Georgia (AP) — Georgia authorities Wednesday were searching for two young women, possibly teenagers, who robbed a supermarket bank branch, laughing as they held up a teller with nothing but sunglasses to disguise their faces.
The two handed a Bank of America branch teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and then walked out with stolen money Tuesday, police said.
They laughed while holding up a bank. I’m sure they were just thinking of a really funny joke at the time, you know the one about the penguin, the priest and the President all trapped on a ice flow in the middle of Antartica.
Police also said the two bank robbing girls could be as young as 16-years-old. How did they hold up the bank? Did they threaten to break the teller’s heart by declining his offer to take them to the prom?
The two girls, who have not been identified, are still at large, and police are warning the public if they see them to approach them with extreme caution since they are armed and easily amused.
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patrick hegarty says:
March 5th, 2007 at 12:12 pm.Police lineup. “Number 3, step forward and say ‘Give me your money or I’ll kill you’”. Number 3 steps forward and says…”That ain’t what I said!”
Mariah says:
March 12th, 2007 at 8:44 pm.Are you serious or is this just made up?
Eric says:
March 15th, 2007 at 10:16 am.This is a very ture story. The two girls have been caught at this time and they are 19 yrs old and “like totaly best friends forever” One of the girls boyfriend was the bank teller and that is how they set it up. Reports were that they got away with about 11,000 dollars and went shopping. One has posted bail and one has not at this point.
Aaron says:
March 20th, 2007 at 8:38 am.those cops must be pretty fucked up if they can’t catch on that it was a set up if it wasn’t a set up i don’t think they would have been laughing and i think they would havew been wearing more than sun glasses for a disguise…
Billy Bob Joe says:
April 17th, 2007 at 3:03 pm.that’s my auntie that your talking about in that criminal stroy!! So why don’t you SHUT UP!!!!!!
Jack says:
April 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm.Your aunt? Is she your sister too?
Will says:
May 10th, 2007 at 1:01 am.i agree with jack. incest anyone? if you are dumb enough to rob a bank, shame on you. if you are dumb enough to only whear sunglasses, and i cant find you, shame on me. if you then get away with the thing, shame on everyone working at the current time. i think the employer needs to take his staff and do a little ‘housecleaning’.
Lucky Luke says:
May 14th, 2007 at 9:27 am.I wonder how to read that “nothing but sunglasses”. Is that “[nothing but sunglasses] … [to disguise their faces]“, or “[nothing but] … [sunglasses to disguise their faces]“?
Skip says:
November 7th, 2007 at 2:19 pm.Obviously, they were wearing “nothing but sunglasses”, so no one was looking at their faces!!
Nya says:
November 10th, 2007 at 11:04 pm.lol I know this story pretty well, they were called the Barbie Bandits around here from what I remember.
Sam says:
May 21st, 2008 at 7:59 pm.HAHAHAHA OMFG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! But scary, they are only just older than me and I’ve got more sense than that.
ENn-Tii-DUB SAV
Soleil Lune says: July 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 am
LOL they went too far,
Kamikaze87 says: August 21st, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Silent alarm, boom, 40 plus years for a felony aggravated robbery charge. Awww, what, you were joking? Sorry, in this country we don’t joke about robbing banks, have fun in prison!