Dumb Criminals

Oh, And You’re Fired

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011 • Filed under Banks

Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I have a few stories of my own…my grandma holding up a magnifying glass to a computer screen, my grandpa taking out the trash every time someone throws one thing away. They just have their own way of going about things.

A 75 year old man in New York was starting his day like any other…dressing up in suit and tie and heading off to work. When he got to the bank where he worked, he proceeded to hold it up. The teller, who greeted him by name, didn’t take the man seriously at first, but he threatened to start shooting. He got away with the money, and headed straight for the casino. When the police caught up to him (shortly after), the man claimed he “needed” the money.

Criminals by Email

I'll email you every time we post a new dumb criminal.

Sign up!
You'll like it, I promise!

Don't worry &mdash I won't email you about anything else.

Best of the Network

Real Haunted Houses
Who says ghosts aren't real? We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses.

Dumb Warnings
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." You won't believe these warnings!