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Friday, September 19th, 2008 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

What happens when a guy gets acquitted of bank robbery? Does he try to clean up his act after being given this rare reprieve in life and live a quiet life of servitude and peace? Take a look at the name of this website and tell me what you think.

A man accused of robbing a bank was acquitted last month in court, so he tried to rob the same bank again, according to the Fresno Bee.

The story says he was acquitted of the first robbery because none of the witnesses could positively identify him. He must not have given them his ID when he went to the teller window.

After his acquittal, he decided to celebrate his victory by going back to the same bank and robbing it again. This is probably one of those guys who loves to press his luck and aim for a whammy every time.

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  • Ruth says: September 19th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    I get a giggle out of the dummies you post and enjoy getting the emails you send–but, I’m sorry–just had to write this–it’s withdrawal–unless this idiot was from the south where we talk with a drawl at times!

  • Spurwing Plover says: September 24th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Maybe this time the judge will throw the book at him KNOCK HIM OVER WITH A COMIC BOOK

  • Home slice says: October 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    ummm ruth, they spelled it the same way u did… sorry… btw im from the south so y’all aint gotta be making fun o me!!! haha jk, but seriously

  • kimberly Andrus says: October 16th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    I love watching the show on tru tv called the worlds dummest crimminals.I laugh every time they do some to the stupidist things.But this bank thing makes me laugh who in their right mind would go to the same bank to rob again that to me is being an idiot.

  • Danielle says: December 6th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Oh my god xD TruTv has made me love watching stupid criminals..So..Stupid. ITS HILARIOUS

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