Dumb Criminals

See You Next Thursday

Friday, August 28th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies

When you repeat yourself, you also repeat your mistakes, like when you repeat yourself.

A bank robber who kept hitting banks on a Thursday got busted by the fuzz, according to the Associated Press.

The robber didn’t say why he chose Thursdays to do his dirty work, but police noted that it made it easier to track his whereabouts. In a reality story, the grass is green, the sky is blue and Larry King is quite old.

In all, he admitted to robbing five banks, all on a Thursday. If only he had hit the banks on Fridays when Krispy Kreme hands out free creme filled donuts.

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