The No-Bag Man
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 • Filed under Banks, Robberies
“Let’s see. Weapon? Check. Ski mask? Check. Lucky underpants? Check. Angry touch guy face? Check. Well looks like I’m all set for that bank robbery. Oops, wait a minute, I almost forgot to wear pants. Phew, wouldn’t THAT have been embarassing.”
According to the Associated Press, a bank robber fled the scene of a robbery in Michigan because he didn’t bring a bag to carry the money.
The suspect entered the bank wearing a disguise and handed the teller a cardboard note that instructed her to give him all the money. It should be noted the note was written in crayon.
The robber told the teller to hurry up and when the teller asked if he had a bag to put the money in, he got flustered and took off without the loot. Apparently, he had a hard time deciding between paper and plastic.
Dj Tiger says: August 9th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
funny story im in broadcasting and its a good one to talk about
maiden-of-mystery says: August 10th, 2007 at 6:16 am
Wait, wasn’t brains supposed to be on that checklist as well? Oh, forgot. He doesn’t have any.
Seth Wagoner says: August 16th, 2007 at 8:17 am
What a De-De-De!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leo says: August 18th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
i can’t beleve that people are that stupid!!!
Sal says: August 31st, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Regrettably, I can.
JOHNNY CAT says: September 6th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE LIGHTS ARE OFF IN HIS HEAD.HEHEHHE
Mullet Man says: September 8th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Just looking at the other comments on this site, I can.
billy bob says: September 12th, 2007 at 8:20 am
like omg no way !
Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I guess that that’s a great reason to NOT keep any plastic bags in banks- twart idiots who plan everything BUT where to put the cash after he nabs it.
RAWRBLAM says: October 26th, 2007 at 9:05 am
omg…
How funny.
Techman says: January 4th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I work in the technical support business (helping dummies fix stuff over the phone)…I know all about dumba**es–but some of the stupidity I’ve seen here takes the cake!