The No-Bag Man
“Let’s see. Weapon? Check. Ski mask? Check. Lucky underpants? Check. Angry touch guy face? Check. Well looks like I’m all set for that bank robbery. Oops, wait a minute, I almost forgot to wear pants. Phew, wouldn’t THAT have been embarassing.”
According to the Associated Press, a bank robber fled the scene of a robbery in Michigan because he didn’t bring a bag to carry the money.
The suspect entered the bank wearing a disguise and handed the teller a cardboard note that instructed her to give him all the money. It should be noted the note was written in crayon.
The robber told the teller to hurry up and when the teller asked if he had a bag to put the money in, he got flustered and took off without the loot. Apparently, he had a hard time deciding between paper and plastic.
Dj Tiger Said,
August 9, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
funny story im in broadcasting and its a good one to talk about
maiden-of-mystery Said,
August 10, 2007 @ 6:16 am
Wait, wasn’t brains supposed to be on that checklist as well? Oh, forgot. He doesn’t have any.
Seth Wagoner Said,
August 16, 2007 @ 8:17 am
What a De-De-De!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leo Said,
August 18, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
i can’t beleve that people are that stupid!!!
Sal Said,
August 31, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
Regrettably, I can.
JOHNNY CAT Said,
September 6, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE LIGHTS ARE OFF IN HIS HEAD.HEHEHHE
Mullet Man Said,
September 8, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
Just looking at the other comments on this site, I can.
billy bob Said,
September 12, 2007 @ 8:20 am
like omg no way !
Mad Red Queen Said,
September 22, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
I guess that that’s a great reason to NOT keep any plastic bags in banks- twart idiots who plan everything BUT where to put the cash after he nabs it.
RAWRBLAM Said,
October 26, 2007 @ 9:05 am
omg…
How funny.
Techman Said,
January 4, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
I work in the technical support business (helping dummies fix stuff over the phone)…I know all about dumba**es–but some of the stupidity I’ve seen here takes the cake!