Dumb Criminals

Things Fall Apart

Friday, August 8th, 2008 • Filed under Banks, Guns, Robberies

It looks like this bank robber just went to pieces. This bank robber’s plan just fell completely apart. I guess this robber’s chances just slip through his fingers and shattered into a million pieces. I’ll stop now.

According to WBNS, a bank robber dropped his gun and broke it during a robbery in Ohio.

The robber entered the bank in the usual costume, produced a weapon and began waving it around and ordering everyone on the floor. Waving a gun around like it’s a cheerleader’s pom-pom. What could possibly go wrong?

He drops the gun and it breaks into a bunch of pieces on the floor. It’s too bad he didn’t have another gun or he could have held the bank up and ordered them to give him another gun.

He picked up the gun pieces and still robbed the bank with it. He got away. but before dropping his getaway car where it broke into a million pieces.

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