Dumb Criminals

“You’ve Got Red On You”

Sunday, February 26th, 2012 • Filed under Banks, Caught on tape, Fraud

If you have a legitimate zombie apocalypse plan, congratulations. You officially have the (sick) mind of a teenage male. Or maybe the non-existent mind of a dumb criminal.

A man in Houston was caught on camera while trying to cash a stolen check. His identity is unknown, and is therefore known as the “Have You Seen My Zombie?” Dude, because of what’s written on his t-shirt. According to witnesses on Houston Press, he also has glasses, and interesting red facial hair. No word yet on where the zombie is.

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